Separation of church and boating

This was GREAT! Boat ramps are used for baptisms? That's darn tootin' redneck!

Summary: On the 4th of July, which was on a Friday, a church decided to use a boat ramp for baptisms.
Problem: Boater decided to launch boat anyways.
Whining: Baptisms should be RESPECTED.

Shoot, just get a kiddie-pool and do it like in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."

The Last of Sheila (Coburn)