It's a Jeep thing

My Jeep just rolled over 280,000 miles. I've put on 200,000 of those!

Lots of people think it's well past time that I get a new vehicle. OH, HELL NO! Rick used to shop Magnums for me while I was at work. No, thanks.

I, on the other hand, do NOT "cheat" on my Jeep, which is probably why she's still chugging away.

He just traded his giant FORD SUV for a GM truck. That will be his 5th vehicle since I got my Jeep. He feels guilty, but has finally come to accept that it's not just because I'm cheap. I actually love my Jeep and When The Time Comes, it's going be a very sad experience. My Jeep holds lots of special memories.

Rick knows he bought me my dream vehicle because I'm just too darn happy to have "straying eyes"!
The Last of Sheila (Coburn)