Not exactly a skeleton in the closet

Of course, it is weird to admit that I wrote my obit many moons ago, and update it yearly. My wish to be an organ donor and cremated is very well-known to my husband.

He was less than thrilled to know that I'd already thought death through. When he balked at promising to fulfill my wishes, I gave him the alternative.

He is even less enthused over my promise to sign up for Bodies The Exhibit.

The Last of Sheila (Coburn)