Where are you now?

Not very often am I recognized when I visit my parents. When I am, it is a bit unnerving.

How do you politely say, "Geez, I didn't realize it was you because I never even think of you"? Especially when that person was a friend who showed their true colors otherwise?

Not very often will I directly answer the question, "So, where do you live now?"

It's not a big secret, but hey, if I wanted him/her to know, they wouldn't have to ask, right? Of course, this is a bit snarky, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to find me.

Although, it takes some real brain cells to actually know how to get to my home!
The Last of Sheila (Coburn)